If you’re currently outraged about the election outcome or just generally despise the path America is headed down, you may have entertained the thought of leaving the country. I’m here to tell you that if you don’t like it here, you can and should seriously consider leaving. I’ve even compiled a lovely list of desirable countries with the simplest processes for Americans to obtain visas or establish residency.

1. Mexico

Mexico is by far one of the easiest countries for Americans to move to. When traveling to Mexico you can obtain a 6-month tourist visa and applying for residency is simple. In order to establish temporary residency, you only need to prove that you’ve made a minimum of $2,000 every month for six months. This visa can be renewed for four years, after which permanent residency is an option. The residency process can be significantly sped up by putting some extra cash in the right hands, although I’m sure you upstanding citizens would never do that. 

2. Panama

This country boasts an affordable cost of living and the U.S. dollar can be used for many transactions, with English being a widely spoken language. An American passport alone allows you to visit for 180 days, and staying longer entails just a little work. To gain permanent residency, you only need to secure a job, or deposit $5,000 USD in a Panamanian bank and open a company.

3. Czech Republic

In order to obtain a freelance visa here, you only need proof of financial funds (around $6,000), health insurance and a business plan related to the Czech Republic. Essentially, you just have to find work to obtain the visa/work permit. This is the ideal place for students and young people, although only 25% of the population speaks English. The only significant drawback is the language barrier. 

4. Argentina

For older folks, Argentina has a welcoming retirement visa plan. Younger people seeking temporary residency only need to establish some sort of business reason to reside there (get a job!), and can gain permanent residency after two years. It’s also quite the trip distance-wise from the United States, making it a desirable destination for those that want to go far, far away. 

5. Montenegro

Montenegro has fairly straightforward laws pertaining to the residency process. You can purchase a house or start a business and hire yourself as an employee to obtain temporary residency. After five years, you can become a permanent resident. Then, after another five years, you are able to apply for citizenship and make your move completely official. 

6. Svalbard

Last but certainly not least on my list is Svalbard. Technically it’s a territory of Norway, so it has very unique immigration policies. All you need to move here is an American passport. You can settle here without a visa as long as you have a job and a place to live. No lengthy processes required for this one! Gun ownership is mandatory for warding off polar bears, but I’m going to assume that if you’re seriously looking to escape the incoming Biden administration, you’re perfectly okay with carrying a firearm. It might take some time to get used to the half-year of darkness, bears outnumbering humans and year-round low temperatures, but I highly recommend this one.