What Your Favorite Social Media Platform Says About You
You’re probably a bit of an aggressive person, expressed through your vast amount of subtweets and shady memes. Posting song lyrics is a big no-no, but you probably do it anyway when you’re scrolling down your timeline trying to think of a “deep” post.
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Ladies, you’re probably a big fan of bath bombs and sunsets. If you’re an avid lip syncer, do us all a favor and just embrace your below-average singing capabilities – we know that’s Khalid’s voice singing to “Location,” not yours.
Gentlemen, if you’re posting “Victory Royale,” let us be the first to tell you that no one cares. Now that you’re nursing your masculinity, we assure you that anything that makes you happy makes us happy, too – we just don’t need to see it all the time.
We all know that your life is not as glamorous as your Instagram profile, so stop posting pictures of yourself in that one pair of Versace shoes that you own, or that one Chanel necklace you inherited from your grandma. We don’t need to see a whole album of pictures from Homecoming because, guess what? We were there.
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You’re one of two people: an aspiring artist or a social justice warrior. The former of the two sides is a rather charming and innovative faction of the internet, but the latter? The worst. You’re offended by everything and believe that political correctness is the key to a liveable society. The chances of you being a white feminist are higher than Michael Rinaldi’s GPA.
MySpace
If you’re actually still on MySpace, just get off the Internet.
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You’re probably not as good at editing pictures as you think you are. It’s basically Instagram for the MORE basic. You’re not a photographer, contrary to what you may think, and if you’re posting text messages and tweets, you definitely don’t understand what the app is for.
You’re probably older than 26 and in a professional field that requires you to be more casual than emailing but not quite friendly enough to text. Facebook is a bit too inappropriate for you, or at least a little too personal, but LinkedIn is your sanctuary – your middle ground between the professional and casual lifestyle you embody.
You’re either of an older generation or trying to keep in touch with people that live far away. Facebook seems to be full of family members posting insignificant stories and casserole recipes. The only thing I have to say is please don’t poke me, I like my personal space.
