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Trends that Need to Die in 2018

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Flower Crowns

Blossom concerts aren’t Coachella, so stop dressing like it is, and leave the overrated trend in the past. The only acceptable place to wear a flower crown is at a wedding (if you’re four) and throwing flower petals down the church isle.

Romphim

As a trend that should have never began in the first place, I am officially declaring that this needs to stop ASAP. Seriously guys, you look like adult babies that don’t know how to dress yourselves.

Guys Wearing Really Short Shorts

They’re called “Daisy Dukes,” not “Danny Dukes.” I think I speak for most of us when I say, no one wants to see that much of your hairy thighs, so get some reasonably lengthed shorts, please and thank you.

Fanny Packs

Unless you’re a middle-aged mother at Disney World in the 90s, this is never an acceptable accessory to wear. Just because Pink started to sell them doesn’t mean it’s fashionable by any means. Pro tip: across-the-body bags are just as convenient, and FAR less embarrassing.

Overfilling Eyebrows/Glitter Brows

As a rule of thumb, if you can accurately measure the angle of your brow with a protractor, you’re overdoing it. Everyone has heard the saying “brows are meant to be sisters, not twins,” and nothing looks less natural than filling them in with purple and gold glitter, so take a break from the pencils and rock the natural look for a while.

Overlining Lips

You’re not Kylie and you’ll never be Kylie, so stop trying to be Kylie. If you’re participating in the Kylie Jenner Lip Challenge, using a shot glass to give your lips a little extra volume (and probably some fatal bruises), you’re most likely guilty of this fatal fashion fiasco.

Men Wearing Pastel Anything

Alright so, let me guess, you’re a freshman in college and you’re a new pledge in some frat. No? Then ditch the Vineyard Vines and wear some normal clothing to spare us all from this “frat boi” nonsense that we know is a joke.

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