Tarot Cards are going through a boom right now. Their detailed graphics, magical implications and occult prestige set them at the forefront of the modern witch trend.

However, their historical significance lacks the same amount of gusto: tarot cards were invented for the sole purpose of playing games. Their psychic uses evolved out of cartomancy, a type of fortune telling that relies on the interpretation of a standard playing card deck.

While it may not be feasible to purchase a tarot deck (some decks cost over $100), cartomancy offers a cheaper and just-as-efficient alternative. If cost alone isn’t enough to sell you, then the Visor has a solution: we’re bringing back the long-forgotten zodiac predictions. In a wonderful change of events, we’re taking the awful pagen influence up a notch (Hoban administration is collectively cringing) by letting both the stars and cards interpret your future.

Dive right in, and find out what your future holds.

Aries: 8 of Clubs
Batten down the hatches, Aries. Your relationships, both personal and business-centered, will experience some turmoil over the next few weeks. Jealousy and greed wreak havoc on your private life, and you may be called to consider your love life sooner than later.

Taurus: Ace of Spades
These next few weeks are going to be rough, if we’re being honest here. Death and change will affect your life in strange ways. Over the next few weeks, don’t stress the little things and avoid obsessing over what you can’t control. Take a deep breath, Taurus, you’re gonna get through it.

Gemini: 10 of Clubs
Pack your swimsuit, Gemini: you’re soon to become a world traveler. In the next few weeks, you’ll receive news of some fun vacation and some plane tickets with your name on them. Now’s the time for you to take chances, or buy a lottery ticket. Your life will be filled with good luck and (fingers crossed) reasonable sums of money–and all you have to do is enjoy.

Cancer: 2 of Spades
It’s okay to take a break, Cancer. You’re probably going through a period of separation right now, and it’s rough. Someone in your life may be lying, and that could be building a wall between you. Communication is key for the next few weeks, so don’t be afraid to speak up and ask what’s wrong.

Leo: 6 of Hearts
Your heart’s about to get a break. Whether through a happy coincidence, or unexpected good fortune, your life and love is about to get a lot more interesting. You’ll find someone you vibe with soon enough, Leo. When you do, have no fear. Just let it happen.

Virgo: Jack of Clubs
You’re about to cross paths with one of the most reliable people you’ll ever meet. While it may not be apparent at first (they’ll likely be younger than you), their friendship will mean the world to you. Expand your horizons, get to know those around you. Embrace the ones you meet while you strive to find your newest friend soulmate.

Libra: 3 of Hearts
Hey Libra, something unexpected is coming your way in the coming weeks. It’s time to slow down, take a break and reflect on your life right now. Be cautious of new people, but don’t forget to expand your horizons.

Scorpio: 8 of Spades
Trials and tribulations, Scorpio. Soon enough, your best laid plans are going to end in disappointment. While everything comes up heartbreak and betrayal, there’s a chance for growth. Understand that the mistakes you’ve made are the best teachers. Learn from them.

Sagittarius: 7 of Spades
Sagittarius, you’ll lose something or someone soon. Some unexpected burdens will start weighing you down in the next few weeks, and you just have to embrace them. Remember not to let stress and heartache ruin you. Surround yourself with people who love you, and thrive in what you still have.

Capricorn: 6 of Clubs
Have you been investing in Best Buy, Capricorn? You’re practically guaranteed monetary gain in the next few weeks. Listen to the financial advice you’re getting over the coming weeks. It can increase your success, even if momentary, and help increase your happiness.

Aquarius: 5 of Clubs
Your relations are looking up, Aquarius. Love will come easy to you, and friends are going to flock to your sides. Both new and old faces will lend you a hand and remind you just how important it is to be kind. Remember to smile, and give those you value a quick hug in the next few days.

Pisces: 4 of Spades
Pinky promises don’t mean anything anymore, do they? Pisces, someone’s going to break your trust soon, and that’s just the beginning of your troubles. Your life will be riddled with sickness and money problems over the next few weeks, despite your best intentions. The struggle is real, and inevitable. Just turn up the tunes and cry to some vintage Disney. Once upon a time, Belle lived in poverty, too.